cannolis:

i hate that i love taylor swift

heyheyjuhkay:

Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all

(via meladoodle)

queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

(via postracialcomments)

foodffs:

Crispy Smashed Potatoes with Avocado Garlic Aioli

Really nice recipes. Every hour.
 51496
19 Oct 14 at 7 pm

vernondaviscrying:

IM SCREAMING SO LOUD

(via laina)

 3698
17 Oct 14 at 8 pm

reddlr-trees:

"But like, where did he throw it?"

(via dwayne-the-mineral-johnson)

reddlr-trees:

"But like, where did he throw it?"
 9643
17 Oct 14 at 6 pm

worstcats:

This is the best cat if you like your cats to be really sweaty and footballshaped and disgusting

worstcats:

This is the best cat if you like your cats to be really sweaty and footballshaped and disgusting
"Snakes On A Plane (Bring It)"
Cobra Starship
While The City Sleeps We Rule The Streets
(13269) plays

lardypoison:

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

(via shampoo)

 248949
16 Oct 14 at 2 pm

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

(Source: reddit.com, via wolfswaggen)

foie:


thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up
 484904
16 Oct 14 at 2 pm

my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

(via iron-eyes-and-silver-skies)

"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."

 17635
16 Oct 14 at 9 am

dxmedstudent:

sixpenceee:

EXPLANATION BEHIND SLEEP PARALYSIS

Sleep Paralysis is when you’re conscious but can’t move your body. 

Sleep paralysis can be REALLY scary but don’t worry it’s not anything supernatural. REM sleep is another name for the state of sleep when you’re dreaming. Muscles are turned off during this time. Usually you’re supposed to wake up after the REM sleep cycle is done, but sometimes people wake up in the middle of it. Because muscles are turned off one can’t move. All the “ghostly presence” felt are all literally hallucinations, conjured up by the part of your brain that still thinks it’s dreaming.

Me and many others suffer from sleep paralysis. And it’s horrific. But remember, it’s NOT real. So next time, don’t be afraid. 

I normally leave the medical posts to other people, but I’m reblogging because it was only as a medical student that I learned what this was, and understanding it made a big difference to how I faced it. I don’t experience the hallucinatory type, but since waking up completely unable to move is bad enough, I can only imagine how much more terrifying it is to be seeing or hearing things that aren’t there. It is the kind of thing many people fear to discuss, or find it hard to articulate.

It is not normally a sign of serious physical or psychiatric conditions, if you want to know more, here is what the NHS and Web MD say about it. The risk factors can include being young, irregular sleep patterns, a family history of the condition, and not sleeping enough or rare conditions like narcolepsy.

If it is really affecting you, go to your doctor, there are things you can discuss to try and make it better. If you are experiencing it, the NHS recommends trying to get enough sleep and setting a regular sleeping routine to increase sleep quality. Anecdotally, some sufferers report that they are more likely to experience episodes if they sleep on their backs, so sleeping on your side may be worth considering. During an attack, many sufferers recommend focusing on trying to wiggle a finger or toe, or trying to use meditation to calm oneself and focus on other things. Just remember: there is always help out there. You are not alone. And it doesn’t last forever, no matter how much it feels like it will. 

THIS SHIT RUINED ME FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS FUCKING RUINED ME

(via dwayne-the-mineral-johnson)

dxmedstudent:

sixpenceee:

EXPLANATION BEHIND SLEEP PARALYSIS
Sleep Paralysis is when you’re conscious but can’t move your body. 
Sleep paralysis can be REALLY scary but don’t worry it’s not anything supernatural. REM sleep is another name for the state of sleep when you’re dreaming. Muscles are turned off during this time. Usually you’re supposed to wake up after the REM sleep cycle is done, but sometimes people wake up in the middle of it. Because muscles are turned off one can’t move. All the “ghostly presence” felt are all literally hallucinations, conjured up by the part of your brain that still thinks it’s dreaming.
Me and many others suffer from sleep paralysis. And it’s horrific. But remember, it’s NOT real. So next time, don’t be afraid. 

I normally leave the medical posts to other people, but I’m reblogging because it was only as a medical student that I learned what this was, and understanding it made a big difference to how I faced it. I don’t experience the hallucinatory type, but since waking up completely unable to move is bad enough, I can only imagine how much more terrifying it is to be seeing or hearing things that aren’t there. It is the kind of thing many people fear to discuss, or find it hard to articulate. It is not normally a sign of serious physical or psychiatric conditions, if you want to know more, here is what the NHS and Web MD say about it. The risk factors can include being young, irregular sleep patterns, a family history of the condition, and not sleeping enough or rare conditions like narcolepsy. If it is really affecting you, go to your doctor, there are things you can discuss to try and make it better. If you are experiencing it, the NHS recommends trying to get enough sleep and setting a regular sleeping routine to increase sleep quality. Anecdotally, some sufferers report that they are more likely to experience episodes if they sleep on their backs, so sleeping on your side may be worth considering. During an attack, many sufferers recommend focusing on trying to wiggle a finger or toe, or trying to use meditation to calm oneself and focus on other things. Just remember: there is always help out there. You are not alone. And it doesn’t last forever, no matter how much it feels like it will. 


THIS SHIT RUINED ME FOR ALMOST TWO YEARS FUCKING RUINED ME