2 years ago i was rear ended and i bumped into the girl in front of me and today i was served papers and she is suing me for $100,000 ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS i am scared shitless because i do not have any idea what to fucking do except cry so i got that on lock right now
dont date a boy who puts you up on a pedestal. dont date a boy who treats you like a prize. date a boy who is obsessed with aliens and is in the fbi. date a boy who eats sunflower seeds and throws pencils into the ceiling. thats the boy you deserve.
How about you date whoever makes you happy? Even if they put you on a pedestal.
I complain about my period pretty hard and then my body decides to throw in a UTI to make me feel grateful for my god damn period because periods are fucking BUBBLE BATHS compared to this radiating horse shit
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life