May 2013
vondell-swain:
she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop
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richwhitelesbian:
i want a freak in the lady and a bed in the sheets and a car uh i want a chips. i need them. it son my shirt. fuck. i have a shirt that says the joke on it and i dont have it here with me. i can get it if you want to hear it correctly
seifukucat:
i wear the maid outfit in this relationship
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u want da news? i got ya news!!!!
irenigg:
thats the news!!!
cokeflow:
I don’t even laugh anymore I just say “oh my god” really slowly
harrpotte:
*jaime lannister voice* ned stark more like nerd stark haha *high fives cersei and ollies out*
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Watchvideohall:
Dairy cows in Holland are let out to pasture for the first time since the winter months
katherlne:
the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
atrophydaughter:
*puts on horror movie*
fuck this im out
frenchfrysweatshirt:
a haiku about periods
haagen dazs ice cream that stain is not coming out i am so horny
April 2013
thenightlifebeforemingus:
Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.
ameliiaapond:
becauseofbacon asked: your bleached blonde hair is gone!
