vondell-swain: she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop
richwhitelesbian: i want a freak in the lady and a bed in the sheets and a car uh i want a chips. i need them. it son my shirt. fuck. i have a shirt that says the joke on it and i dont have it here with me. i can get it if you want to hear it correctly
seifukucat: i wear the maid outfit in this relationship
u want da news? i got ya news!!!!
irenigg: thats the news!!!
cokeflow: I don’t even laugh anymore I just say “oh my god” really slowly
harrpotte: *jaime lannister voice* ned stark more like nerd stark haha *high fives cersei and ollies out*
videohall: Dairy cows in Holland are let out to pasture for the first time since the winter months
katherlne: the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
atrophydaughter: *puts on horror movie* fuck this im out
frenchfrysweatshirt: a haiku about periods haagen dazs ice cream that stain is not coming out i am so horny
thenightlifebeforemingus: Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.
becauseofbacon asked: your bleached blonde hair is gone!